The Webbed-Foot Contessa

Everything Tracy Jordan said in Season 3 of 30 Rock, transcribed

This is seriously amazing.

“Ken, these interns are wearing me out. It’s like I said in my non-hit comedy ‘Cruise Boat,’ I’m getting too old for this ship.”

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    wow. I wish they had this for Season 2, because I just finished watching it last night… my favourite Tracy Jordan moment...
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    …Conceptual poetry, following the tradition of Kenneth Goldsmith. I only wish it had been done in the style of The...
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    This is seriously amazing. “Ken, these interns are wearing me out. It’s...I said in my...
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    binding form of non-judicial dispute resolution.” Everytime I had a shit day, I’m gonna read this list.
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    I voted for NADERRRRRR!
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    “You are my Radar O’Reilly, Ken. Now get in here and rub my feet til you hear...chopper...
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